... Polly sat cutting her hair, feeling slightly guilty about not feeling guilty about doing so...
Yes. I memorized the opening quote of the book. It was that good.
I originally bought it as a birthday gift for a friend, and then I read it before giving it to him (I'm a bad bad person...). And then I despaired I actually gave it away...
Anyway - there's vampires, Igors, trolls, dwarwes, war, partiotism and feminism. And loads of usual Pratchett wisdom. Totally worth reading.